Fixing the fan, walking the dog, and wondering what else needs more air…

A backordered salt cannon, an oversalted invitation, and six perfect characters…

Questionably seasoned steaks, Messi’s reverse curse, and Orca looking for Coal…

Missing U at 1 a.m.…

A deluge, a ditch rescue, one offended puppy raincoat, and Nero doing Nero things…