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Accommodations#

Slept like a king.
Snuggles on demand.
Luxury wake-up service around 9 a.m. daily (none of that 6 a.m. nonsense).
Soft pillows, my own blanket, acceptable snoring levels.

Activities#

Walks#

Spare loves to explore.
I humor him.
Scenic local park discovered.
Met a poodle. (thanks, Spare)
Immediate crush.
10/10 tail wags.

Patio Takeover#

Claimed Irby’s patio as personal kingdom.
Welcomed all visitors (2- and 4-legged).
Social calendar overflowing.
Special shout-out to Duke, excellent Sunday playmate.

Watching the Win#

Observed Spare’s intense focus on TV.
Mumbled something about “Georgia Tech”
Staring like you’d show up on the screen.
Spare never made so much noise.
Wat is a Yellow Jacket?

Tailgate Party#

Met so many friends I lost count.
Hot dog acquired and consumed.
Stomach handled it like a champ.
Strongly recommend more research.

Petsmart Excursion#

Spare stepped on my "doggie bag" holder. Crushed it.
Replacement: non-crushable fabric. He’s learning.
Acquired new bones and one “unbreakable” popcorn toy with squeaker.
Challenge accepted. (Squeaker status: still intact. For now.)

Sylvan Security Detail#

Full paw patrol coverage.
Parking lot safe, squirrel activity monitored.
Mission accomplished.

Dining#

Treats plentiful.
Hot dog life-changing.
Bones satisfactory.
Cheese grated by hand — artisanal touch appreciated.

Overall:#

Best stay yet.
5/5 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Would vacation here again immediately.
Requesting repeat booking.
Preferably with daily hot dog stipend.

Dear Guest,
     thank you for taking the time
     to share your recent stay with us.

We’re so pleased you enjoyed your experience,
      and we truly appreciate
      your five-paw rating.

Your feedback is important to us,
     that’s the kind of write-up
     a host dreams of.

We try to keep the pillows soft,
   the mornings lazy,
   and the treats in steady supply.

Unbreakable toys,
            well…
 we’ll call that
work in progress.

Your security patrols were noted.
Parking lot’s never been safer.

And that hot dog diplomacy at Irby’s?

Let’s just say you’ve set
     a new house standard.

You’re welcome back anytime, partner.

This porch light stays on,
           parmesan ready,
              bowl filled,
              bed waiting.

Until then,
      get that squeaker,
            dream sweet,
             cuddle mom,

      and don’t let that poodle get too far ahead.