Track Limits
Practice day.
Which sounds simple,
if you’ve never tried
to move six people through Montreal
with tickets,
weather,
transit,
wrong turns,
good intentions,
and one very loud thing…
waiting somewhere on the other side of the river.
Mike and I went early.
Two scouts,
brave and stupid enough
to take the chaos first
so everybody else could inherit
the slightly cleaner version of the map.
This was noble.
This was useful.
This took two hours.
Multiple missteps.
Multiple recalculations.
Multiple versions of:
No, wait, I think it’s this way.
Before we even left the BNB,
I had distributed tickets
to everyone.
Responsible.
Organized.
Borderline impressive.
Then we made it to the river
before I realized
I’d given everyone their tickets
except me.
Mine was on my computer.
Not my phone.
Because apparently even competence has track limits.
So: bike back to the BNB.
Retrieve the ticket.
Invent a new bad idea.
Uber to the track.
Montreal heard this plan,
laughed politely,
and redirected us
through fourteen wrong turns
to a casino shuttle bus.
Which, honestly, feels about right.
Formula 1 should not be easy to approach.
You _should_ have to prove you mean it.
The BFFs rolled in an hour later
with a much easier ride,
because the universe
enjoys humiliating
advance teams.
Fine.
They got there.
We got there.
The day got there.
And then: the sound.
Not television sound.
Not highlight-reel sound.
Not somebody describing horsepower
like a brochure wearing sunglasses.
The actual thing.
Engines tearing open the air.
Grandstands waking up.
The whole place vibrating
with that first stupid grin
you get when the hype
finally has the nerve
to be true.
It lived up.
All the way up.
Then some.
Mari was there.
The two BFFs were there.
Mike was there,
Ohio by way of Puerto Vallarta,
because apparently
this story has a shared-universe problem.
Taha made it after work,
boss’s nephew,
local advantage,
subbing in for Gary
after the motorcycle accident sidelined him.
Sorry, Gary.
He got there just in time for sprint qualifying,
which felt like the day rewarding us
for surviving its little obstacle course.
A great time was had by all.
Actual sentence.
Earned sentence.
Then dinner.
And here is where
I made my mistake.
I sat next to Mari.
Simple enough.
Normal enough.
Adult enough,
if you say it fast
and refuse to check
the telemetry.
But proximity has its own physics.
Especially with her.
Especially after engines,
adrenaline,
travel chaos,
survival math,
and a day full of
almost,
finally,
there.
We didn’t attack each other at the table.
This is technically an achievement.
Respectable restraint,
as they say
in all the finest
motorsport dining rooms.
Turns out track limits aren’t just painted on the corners.
Sometimes they’re
the distance between two chairs,
two elbows,
one look held half a second too long,
and whatever small mercy
keeps a restaurant from becoming evidence.
Dinner ended.
Mike and I took our leave.
Cool-down lap.
Or something like it.
We stumbled into
an amazing tiny beach bar,
which is a ridiculous thing
to find in Montreal
and therefore
exactly where the day needed to end.
A beer.
Or two.
A recap.
The kind that only works
when the day was too much
in all the right directions.
Now morning is here,
beautiful and bright,
and the crew has changed again.
Sharesa in from DFW.
Taha for the full day.
Mari taking the morning for some much-needed sleep.
The rest of us
pointed back toward the track,
less innocent now,
better prepared,
still probably wrong about something.
That’s fine.
Practice is over.
Start those engines.
Let’s see some go.
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