Not Tonight, Either
LaGuardia’s finest
at it again—
not *cancelled*,
not *departed*,
just that special third state:
“oh-sweetie-we’re-trying”
I knew before she did.
Eyes on the inbound,
like a hawk in a boarding group.
Flight buddies?
More like delay prophets.
You ever *watch* a plane taxi for two hours?
I have.
I’ve aged.
She could’ve flown to Paris
faster than that pushback-to-nowhere.
I kept the updates coming:
“Still sitting.”
“Still sitting.”
“Still sitting.”
“Still—yep. Still.”
At some point the map just gave up:
plane icon disappeared,
replaced by a *shrug*.
And Mari?
Cool as ever.
Called an audible,
moved to tomorrow’s flight like it was a brunch reservation.
“Coal’ll be thrilled,” I say.
He already knows.
He’s already curled up with a smug look
and his softest blanket.
So—
another night in limbo,
missed dinner table,
stretch of sky *not* traversed.
But hey,
not all delays are disasters.
Coal gets a bonus night of cuddles.
Mari gets this rambling. (weak consolation prize, I know)
I get to reset the “Not Far Tonight” ticker.
My eyes glued to that inbound jet—
*SWA 5146*
from Vegas,
to Atlanta.
And LaGuardia gets to
stew in its own mediocrity
one more evening.
Not tonight, either.
But tomorrow?
Oh, tomorrow better _fucking_ behave.
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