Filed by: Agent Coal
Location: Parking Lot, Irby's, Blanket HQ

1600 Hours:
Patrolled perimeter.
Smelled 14 strangers.
Identified no threats.
Two pigeons.
Low-level menace.

2000 Hours:
Blanket deployment in strategic lookout corner.
Confirmed Gitana scent present.
Filed under:
    "Good Things"
    "Home Things"

2100 Hours:
Recon at Irby's: completed.
Met Doug. Met Doug’s Human.
Secured many treats, unauthorized.
Charm offensive: successful.

2230 Hours:
Weather: wet.
Backup Human attempted walk.
*Sprinkles detected*
Declared state of emergency.
Demanded full tactical retreat.
Backup complied. (Good boy)

2300 Hours:
Human demanded departure.
Taught him I _can_ run.
He seemed to keep up. Impressed.

2310 Hours:
Back to base.
Big shake: water dispersed.
Debriefed via ear scritches.
Blanket still smells like home. (maybe even more now)
Sleep mode activated.

0730 Hours:
Human: "Time to wake up"
What is the meaning of this on a Saturday?
Oh well—
Some head scratches.
More patrols.
One suspicious squirrel.
Squirrel evaded.

0800 Hours:
Breakfast: delicious.
Thanked tolerable Human with a snuggle. (barely)
Human is riding some imaginary wave. (should we worry?)
Should I tell him about the squirrel?

1030 Hours:
Human in a fake rainstorm. (why?)
Strategically positioned in the Sun for maximum warmth.
Glaring at "Spare Human". Outside time is well overdue.

1100 Hours:
Human: complied.
Rawhide: secured.
Treat jar: restocked.
Road trip: initiated.
Destination: unknown.

1110 Hours:
Irbys again?
Alright, but the treats better be good.

Summary Assessment:
   Backup Human: acceptable.
   Weekend Mission: greenlit.
   Mom: missed, but everywhere. (Human calls her "Mari"… I allow it)

(Blanket recommends immediate reinforcements: hugs upon return)