Hate at First Bite
Irby’s by noon,
patio sun doing its warm-up laps.
I set our corner,
ordered patience on ice,
and waited for the star.
2:30—delivery confirmed:
Mari drops Mr. C for pit-lane cuddles.
New recruit issued: “Pete” (toy, squeaker, questionable face)
He *hated* Pete.
Sniff.
Side-eye.
Judicial refusal.
Pete spent a full 2 innings in exile
under the chair of shame.
Then he didn’t. (verdict reversed)
Somewhere between treats and trust,
Pete got paroled…
one paw on the new guy,
tail a quiet metronome,
acceptance signed in chin rests.
Three hours later,
Mari reappears—
quick beer,
quick smile,
our small room inside the (outside) roar—
and then chariot-home for the CEO of Chillin’.
Burger mission scrubbed for timing,
raincheck on the bun-coded joy. (I owe you, Sir… it’s in the ledger)
I floated back to Sylvan
with a pocketful of good,
hoping for a reprise—
the city said “not tonight,”
and that was fine.
We threaded anyway,
proof-of-us arriving in little lights
until sleep found the switch.
Today’s plan:
keep it easy,
let the evening carry the weight—
MLB/NFL double-feature,
Irby's bartop…
best seats in the house.
Status update:
* Pete—probationary favorite
* Coal—professional
* Burger—pending launch window
* Me—smiling at the thought of Mari’s “there”
(already hearing her “here”)
Hate at first bite?
Cute story, for a minute.
Love by the second inning
is more our brand. (And Coal agrees)
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